Fuck Yeah I Do

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I, Paul Owen, hereby announce my intentions to purchase ticket to Game 6 of the Oilers-Red Wings series. Actually, provided the Wings can force a sixth game, I already have mine. Why Game 6? Because a friend of mine who has been referred to as a pussy in the past (that has no bearing on the story, but I like bringing it up) has an exam Wednesday and Friday, and apparently that means he can't go to game 3 or 4 (and apparently it also means we can't go to game 3 or 4 without him) either way, Game 6. Ticket. Woo. Eat it Ross.


PS: I know, as a Phoenix fan, it's sort of blasphemous to cheer for the Oilers during the playoffs, but Phoenix isn't even in them; I've followed(if not cheered for per se) the Oil all year and, the Oil are the hometown team, so I figure it's okay, as long as I conitnue to wear my Phoenix Coyotes jersey during the anthem for every game I watch on TV. Am I being a bangwagon jumper? A sports bigamist? Do I need to sell my playoff ticket? Do I need to wear the Coyotes jersey to the game and brag about the 76 Gretzky shot the day before? How do I proceed to succeed in this situation?


Edit:
This is what I like to see Anaheim. Eat it Calgary.